Fake Exorcisms
A senior priest in Florence (Italy) is under investigation for fraud after allegedly amassing £3 million by performing fake exorcisms.
(source: telegraph.co.uk)
No kidding. Fake exorcisms.
I’ve got news for the fraud investigators in Italy: All exorcisms are fake.
I know a high school kid who says that one of his classmates claims to be able to summon demons. “Everyone is afraid of him,” he reports.
“Even you?”
“Well, yeh. It’s demons. You know, the devil’s minions. Hell. Fire. Brimstone. Eternal damnation.”
I was very excited. “That’s awesome,” I cheered.
“Awesome?”
“Do you think he’ll teach me?” I asked.
“The kid’s crazy. You don’t want any part of him,” my young friend chided me.
“But if he’s pulling demons out of hell, I want to see.”
The kid was concerned. “Dude, you can’t play with these things.”
“Dude,” I answered. “There’s no such thing as demons. Someone just has to kick this kid’s ass …”
“Dude, you’re not listening. He has demons.”
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