Weekly JimShorts for 2008-11-22
- I have successfully imported my of Kings and Carnies posts to JimFormation. I worried that it was going to be difficult. Hardly. #
- This morning’s nonsequitor from my 4-year-old: “Do you want to hold my Furby? 25 cents.” 25 cents?! “It’s a magic Furby.” #
- Watch this with the sound on or don’t watch it at all: http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/11/12 #
- Here’s the plan: Allow gay marriages with the caveat that we don’t have to spend as much on wedding gifts. Deal? #
- It’s only 3 o’clock. I feel like it’s 100 o’clock. #
- Tesla Roadster: 100% electric. 0 – 60 in 3.9 seconds. 244 miles per charge. http://www.teslamotors.com/ #
- Should I or shouldn’t I adopt this puppy: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimformation/3040193210/in/photostream/? #
- This is the same puppy from my wife’s Flickr photostream: http://www.flickr.com/photos/skepole/3039293221/ … hmm … #
- People will sometimes ask if I like hockey. I always answer, “No. I’m an Islander’s fan.” @abigvictory can use it if you like. #
- How does Doug Weight play hockey with a walker? And how hard is it for him to skate without tripping over his long white beard? #
- I’ll procrastinate later. #
- Money can’t buy you happiness, but I wouldn’t mind being known as the meloncholy guy who drives the Viper. #
- All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. #
- Something in my house just fell and kept falling. Like a bookshelf being knocked over. I can’t find it. I’m the only one awake. Outside? Hm. #
- People think Hitler had a lot of balls. Nope. Just one: http://tinyurl.com/6drbtl #
- I once went to sexual harassment seminar, half way through I leaned toward the woman I went with and said, “I think they’re against it.” #
- My brain has been discounted 20%. I wonder why: http://is.gd/8kXF #
- Do you know that they never found John Denver’s head? #
- If you were born before 1970 & near NY, this’ll scare the crap out of you, everyone else will shrug shoulders: http://tinyurl.com/666pbl #
- Wall St is going broke. Car manufacturers are going Chapter 11. People are losing jobs. My boss just gave over 500 people raises. #
- The web is slow this evening. I don’t mean my service is poor; I mean the independent content providers that I read aren’t providing content #
- You people are going to make me troll Digg and Reddit aren’t you? Forget about it. I’m going to feed the dog and then play a video game. #
- I’ll provide some content to the internet later. Who wants to read about how the Pope and the Devil are in cahoots? #
- The 4-year-old reports that he knows how to buy gas, “You say, ‘$25 regular.’ He says something. You say, ‘Yes, thank you.’” #
- Tomorrow morning, I will decide if I’m going to play golf. The temperature will be 24°F. The woman next to me will be 98.6°F. Do the math. #
- According to Google Analytics visitors to JimFormation.com have increased 58,500%. That’s a lot of percents. #
- I still don’t know what a “Twilight” is. But for a couple months I thought that Paris Hilton was an upscale place to stay in France. #
- Hey ladies, which of you thinks Sean Connery is sexy? http://tinyurl.com/6g6fwg #
- The Number of the Beast is 616, not 666. We’ve been looking for the wrong guy. (http://tinyurl.com/328uue) #
- If “Twilight” is “True Blood” for teenagers, then what is “True Blood”? #
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