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Even if you get an F on your report card, you don’t always fail.

Posted
9 January 2009

Gender Crisis

On the last day of fourth grade, my daughter came off the bus crying inconsolably.

“What’s the matter, Baby?”

sob I got an F sniffle

My daughter was then and always has been a wonderful, prideful student. She’s always gotten A’s, and would not have it any other way.

“An F? In what?” I asked.

With more sobs and sniffles, she handed over the report card. I opened it.

An A here and a B there. No F’s.

“Where’s the F, Baby?”

She took the report card from my hands, closed it and, tears still in her eyes, pointed to a spot on the front of the card.

There it was. Under her name, under her teacher’s name, and under her class room number:

“Gender – F”

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3 Comments

Posted by
GK
9 January 2009 @ 9am

Priceless.


Posted by
Sami Ann
9 January 2009 @ 12pm

hahahaha… awwww I <3 her


Posted by
BWG
9 January 2009 @ 6pm

I always liked that story.


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