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Canine Mules

Not long ago I told a friend that drug smugglers should smuggle dope in dogs. That way when the drug-sniffing dog sniffed the drug-smuggling dog’s ass, the handler would say, “Quit sniffing that dog’s ass. We have work to do.”

We thought I was a genius and said that I should be expecting a delivery of cash shortly.

The Smoking Gun reports:

But today in New York, the DEA released the below photos of the latest Colombian drug mules—puppies who were implanted with packets of liquid heroin. According to the DEA, the six cute and furry couriers—all pure-bred—had the heroin packets surgically placed inside them.

I thought I was a genius and I’m expecting a visit from the DEA shortly.


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